Art Howe: I Should Manage The Blue Jays Because I Am Not As Fat As Philip Seymour Hoffman

Quick. Come up with reasons Art Howe should manage the Toronto Blue Jays. I have a few. The Blue Jays need a manager. Art Howe is a manager, maybe even a good one—he has a career 1129-1137 record, which isn't so bad given that he spent time running the Mets, A's, and Astros, three franchises with historical losing records. One might also believe that Howe seems like a decent man who needn't be faulted for the unpleasant reality that his last boss was Jeff Wilpon. You could even think that...